Thursday, 31 October 2013

SQUAD NUMBERS ANNOUNCED

The squad numbers have been announced for the 2013-14 season:
1. Salim
2. Nimrod
3. Dirty Beans
4. LOL
5. ECE
6. Cheese
7. Pablo
8. RJ
10. Casey
11. Rodrigo
12. Beast
13. Google
14. Captivation
15. Legendario
16. Tedious
17. Jurisdiction
18. Stimulus
20. Ostentatious
23. Phenomenal
27. CheeseCakes
32. Surreptitious
35. Impresionate
45. Monster Munch
49. Boris Johnson
66. William the Conqueror
72. Nom-Ji-Fung
87. Performance Enhancer
99. Trololol


Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Casey and RJ will deliver- Lynott

Co- manager Rowan Lynott recons Casey and RJ will deliver the goals this season despite the Daily Mail saying there will be to much pressure on the two strikers.

"Casey and RJ are great lads. They work hard in training and it pays off in matches. They read the game well and they'll certainly deliver in the Premier League."

Casey, 19, has already made 23 appearences for his national side (USA), scoring on 13 occasions. RJ however has only scored twice in 9 capps dude to illness and the form of former- Fulham player Clint Dempsey.

"The papers don't know who they are. Only we know if they are progressing or not. To be honest, it's not anything that they should be putting their nose into."
When asked who is going to start in the first match of the Premier League season, Lynott replied:
"We'll just have to find out..."

Q and A with LOL

Midfielder and co-captain LOL took time to talk to us about playing against his boyhood club, the title contenders and more.

Q: Who do you think is going to shine for Random FC this season?
A: Well, we work as a team of course and we have many talented players and I can't pick one so I'll have to pick two. Rodrigo and Pablo are class.

Q: Growing up as a Arsenal supporter, how are you going to feel walking out onto the Emirates pitch?
A: That was a long long time ago and I do admit, I support Arsenal. But I am certainly commited to Random FC and I always will be until the rest of my time here. It will be a dream come true to walk out on the turf of my dreams.

Q: Will the fans impact on your performance?
A: Of course they will. Every single one of them. I feel so honoured to play for a team which has such good supporters who never, ever stop singing. I have been with 5 different clubs, and this is the best bunch of fans out of all of them.

Q: Would you think of yourself as a playmaker, defensive or goal-scoring midfielder?
A: Haha. Well, all of them really. Before each match the bosses give us those types of midfielders and assigns one to each of us.

Q: Final question, how hounoured do you feel to be made captain of Random FC?
A: What? I'm captain? Only joking with ya'! Too much to explain really. Just wanna thank everyone for helping to do that.

In a fortnight, Legendario will be talking to us...
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