The Randoms optimistic after average group stage draw

Random FC have confirmed their place in the European International Cup as the Euro Super League side prepare for an relaxing pre-season.

Co-managed by Cameron Smith and Rowan Lynott, Random FC have been drafted into a rather straight-forward group which includes Belgian team RC Charleroi, English outfit Charlton Athletic and Swedish club IF Elfsborg. If the R's pass through the group stage, they will have to play in the semi-final before advancing to the grand final.

In Group B, Italian side Pescara look to be the favourites to proceed into the next round with Scotland's Aberdeen close behind.

Arising from their seats at the front of the auditorium in Switzerland, Smith and Lynott had big smiles on their faces after being drawn into this mediocre group. The RFC YouTube channel managed to grab a few words from Lynott before their plane ride home to London. "I don't want to sound arrogant because it would smack me right in the face after the tournament but.. I think we will end up in the final four."

EUROPEAN INTERNATIONAL CUP:

Group A:

1. Charleroi
2. Charlton Athletic
3. IF Elfsborg
4. Random FC

Group B:

1. Djurgardens IF
2. Pescara
3. Aberdeen FC
4. ES Troyes AC

RFC forward Nebulous in action for his former-club Atletico
Madrid, who have previously won the European International
Cup (back in 2007).

"He will be dealt with!" - Smith sanctions Boris

Random FC's co-manager Cameron Smith has revealed that Boris Johnson will be fined after his shenanigans in an East-London night club. 

Johnson, 51, was pictured by fans in a night club named 'Yahoo' at 3am after Tuesday's 3-1 Champions League victory against Napoli. Consuming alcoholic beverages without an official license from the club is against the regulations of Random FC and can be punished by either a suspension, a fine or a trigger of the release clause.

"Boris is a good lad and he learns from these things but it is simply unacceptable to go out with no permission from the club. He signed a contract which agreed he would follow these strict rules and he has broken them. He will be dealt with." Smith told RFC's YouTube channel.

Chief-executive Reuben Sinclair had something to say on the matter as he told the Daily Express that the centre-back (who has only made two appearances this season due to the form of Charismatic Enigma and LOL) could be docked three weeks wages but is unlikely to be suspended from entering the training ground. 

Johnson, who has been a Millwall fan since he was a young
boy, scored against Doncaster Rovers in the FA Cup.